What Not to Say
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What Not to Say: A Compendium of the Worst Possible Things You Can Utter Aloud
Stay away from awkward exchanges and consult this clever compendium for things you should never, ever say. Learn what not to say at a job interview (“How strict is your sexual-harassment policy?”), what not to say to a cat lady (“Dogs are so much friendlier!”), and what not to say to anyone else you don’t want to offend (“Don’t take this personally, but . . .”).
A book of quotes you probably shouldn’t quote
Knock Knock books make great gifts for men and women who want to be their wittiest self
Hardcover; 4.25 x 6.25 inches; 128 pages
Stay away from awkward exchanges and consult this clever compendium for things you should never, ever say. Learn what not to say at a job interview (“How strict is your sexual-harassment policy?”), what not to say to a cat lady (“Dogs are so much friendlier!”), and what not to say to anyone else you don’t want to offend (“Don’t take this personally, but . . .”).
A book of quotes you probably shouldn’t quote
Knock Knock books make great gifts for men and women who want to be their wittiest self
Hardcover; 4.25 x 6.25 inches; 128 pages